GNOLLS.ORG - Topic: Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/ Simple:Press Version 5.7.5.3 Taking A Week Off, a on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p2039 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p2039 [...] Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) September 10, 2011By: J. Stanton Read the Full Post at: GNOLLS.ORG As I mentioned at the end of last week’s article, I’m taking a week off to enjoy the [...]

]]> Sat, 10 Sep 2011 08:28:32 -0700 Taking A Week Off, a on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p2038 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p2038 [...] Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) September 10, 2011By: J. Stanton Read the Full Post at: GNOLLS.ORG As I mentioned at the end of last week’s article, I’m taking a week off to enjoy the [...]

]]> Sat, 10 Sep 2011 08:28:28 -0700 J. Stanton on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1516 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1516 Rob:

I wasn't following her, or I would have seen her dodge the tree!

Paul:

Gnolls are great playmates, as long as you don't mind getting your butt kicked and probably needing stitches.  They're still subject to natural selection and the weak ones get weeded out quickly.

JS

]]> Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:34:39 -0700 Paul Halliday on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1488 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1488 Never play with a gnoll. Besides, you haven't seen what's hanging between her legs! The loincloth only covers from the front 😮

]]> Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:13:37 -0700 Luminancestry on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1487 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1487 I wasn't implying that you were admiring her... just chasing. When playful, isn't the chase a mock hunt?

]]> Wed, 13 Jul 2011 14:00:44 -0700 J. Stanton on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1474 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1474 Rob:

Gnoll butt isn't attractive unless you're a male gnoll.

JS

]]> Wed, 13 Jul 2011 03:42:59 -0700 Luminancestry on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1459 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1459 Admit it: your eyes were on Gryka's back, not the trail.

]]> Sat, 09 Jul 2011 23:39:39 -0700 J. Stanton on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1453 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1453 pieter:

Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed The Gnoll Credo!  It's always good to hear from my readers, especially those outside the USA.  I think you may be the first Belgian gnoll.

As far as "paleo death", Line 11: "Nobly dead is dead."

Paul:

I am tough, stringy, and unpalatable.  Grain-fed humans are fatty and tender.

JS

]]> Sat, 09 Jul 2011 01:20:05 -0700 Paul Halliday on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1451 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1451 Spit-roast Stanton?

What? He's the one who keeps encouraging me to eat my fat colleagues' livers Surprised

]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2011 14:03:38 -0700 pieter d on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1449 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1449 That broken tree would have made a great paleo death, though! But still, glad you're still here. Really like the site and liked the book!

]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2011 10:44:08 -0700 J. Stanton on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1447 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1447 Paul:

Hyenas are in the Feliformia, so they're more closely related to cats than dogs (as are, therefore, gnolls)...though their closest relative is actually the mongoose.

Honora:

That's a close call indeed...probably you had both the CO2 and the CO thing going with 10 people and a gas heater.

Mike, Asclepius:

Thanks for the well-wishes.  When I look back on my life, I can see a number of instances where I was either a few feet or a few fractions of a second away from dying.  Hazrah nachti: I'm still alive.

JS

]]> Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:23:37 -0700 Mike on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1436 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1436 Glad you are still alive!

]]> Thu, 07 Jul 2011 12:48:12 -0700 Asclepius on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1434 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1434 Glad to see you are one step ahead of the Reaper!

]]> Thu, 07 Jul 2011 11:09:28 -0700 Honora Renwick on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1432 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1432 I can relate to the carbon monoxide poisoning close call. 30 years ago I shared a well sealed room in Saint Catherine monastery near Mt Sinai with 10 others. We had a gas heater going for warmth. Fortunately we got up at 4am to climb the mountain. There was so little oxygen in the room that we couldn't light a candle until someone opened the door.

Here in New Zealand, the houses are notoriously well-ventilated so carbon monoxide poisoning isn't too common.

]]> Thu, 07 Jul 2011 02:12:07 -0700 Paul Halliday on Taking A Week Off, and How Not To Die (Part 1 of many) http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1430 Comment Threads http://www.gnolls.org/forums/comment-threads/taking-a-week-off-and-how-not-to-die-part-1-of-many/#p1430 Lucky! Are you sure gnolls are not related to cats at well? Seriously, glad you stopped short of that. Enjoy your holiday.

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