While in their natural habitat, gnolls wear only a loincloth and belt, with a sling for bow and quiver when necessary.
However, this purely functional look does not pass muster in “civilization”—which requires (even in warm climates) a complicated uniform including shirts, shoes, and something to cover the butt, preferably with redundant layers of fabric.
In order to help us solve this problem, and due to popular demand, I’ve created the first item of Gnollwear™!
“DIE BITING THE THROAT” T-Shirts
Unisex shirts are 5.3 ounce 100% preshrunk cotton. This is a medium weight fabric.
Women’s shirts are 4.5 ounce, ringspun, 100% preshrunk cotton. This is a lighter, softer, stretchier fabric, and the cut is fitted in the sleeves and body.
Sizing Information: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY before ordering
Width is measured across the chest when laid flat, so a unisex medium (20″ across) is 40″ around. Height is measured on the back of the shirt, from the top of the collar to the bottom hem. Please measure yourself before ordering…or, even better, measure a T-shirt you like that fits well. This is especially important for women’s shirts, which run very small, and which I would expect to shrink slightly due to the lightweight fabric.
Unisex Sizing: Small 18″ wide, 28″ tall. Medium 20″ wide, 29″ tall. Large 22″ wide, 30″ tall. X-Large 24″ wide, 31″ tall.
Women’s Sizing: Small 16.75″ wide, 23″ tall. Medium 17.75″ wide, 24″ tall. Large 18.75″ wide, 25″ tall.
Since these are real screen-printed T-shirts, not digital prints, we have limited quantities available…especially in women’s sizes. Order now to avoid “out of stock” messages!
Want more than one shirt? Hit the “Back” button after “Buy Now” and you can add another one to your cart.
All order fulfillment is handled by my publisher, 100 Watt Press.
Gnollwear ships worldwide, but shipping costs vary dramatically by country. Please contact 100 Watt Press for a quote. (You can also add signed copies of The Gnoll Credo, for which international shipping is normally prohibitive, to your order.)
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